the wacky misadventures of....

Hopefully this works, Stolen from Glenn

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 00:48:16 GMT

You scored as Memphis. Most top stars have passed through Memphis! You are on the right path!

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Memphis

100%

Technical

70%

Tag team

67%

80's WWF

53%

Jobber

40%

Old School Brawler

20%

Super Heavyweight

10%

Hardcore

10%

Monster

Power wrestler

Luchador

What kind of pro wrestler are you?
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i'm covered in Uma Thurmon!

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 02:08:47 GMT

Poison Ivy is sooooo itchy!

--one phrase entry's are the way to go.

I HATE PEOPLE!!!!

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 00:52:59 GMT

Sometimes when someone wants to vent they come to the live journal to do this.

I have thought about doing this becuase it beats the heck out of punching things and people.

It seems to help some people so i'll do a little one.

I HATE PEOPLE!!!!! well... not all people, just some... but its more than one and less than 5 and that allows me to say: I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!! Argh, ya ever have one of those moments where you are being accused of something that you didn't do but in trying to prove your innocense its all "he said she said". and all the while people are getting hurt, but the people who are getting hurt aren't the people talking, so what do they care?

AHHHHHHH! i'm freakin out and there is nothing I can do about it.

in conclusion, people suck. I appoligize if you read that, I would make it friends only but I don't think that would help. sorry for your time. bye

Live Journal? more like Jive Journal!

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 04:56:39 GMT

Why journal? why did you do it?... don't play coy with me, you know what you did! I had this totally awesome entry all ready for the world to read and you took it all away with your messing up and not being good and all! Ok, so the entry may not have been great, but it was an entry and people could have read it.

Alright, I may have forgot everything I wrote, but thats ok i'll start fresh.

I have been on the job hunt lately. I have turned in applications all over the place, hopefully I get something because I really need the money. I need to pay ring dues tomorrow and next week I have Kristina's Senior Ball which I rented a Tuxedo for. I turned in an application at McDonnalds right down the road from me, i'm hoping they hire me, that would rock.

The other day I saw the movie "First Daughter" starring Katie Holmes and Michael Keaton. Not bad til the end which I didn't really like. The movie is a chick flick, but it doesn't end at all like they all do. *SPOILER* The girl doesn't get the guy and the movie ends kind of awkward, maybe setting up some kind of sequal. I realize that no one I know has prolly seen this movie but if you have, Thoughts? Comments?

Cheap plug time! check out this awesome website featuring none other than THE Bryce the ref. http://www.secretpants.net/ check it out. especially the Spring Break thing, golden.

I need more DVDR's, my computer is filling with wrestling causing it to go slow and causing me to delete things I could be watching later. Once again, it all comes back to that "job" thing.

ROH is in Buffalo this saturday, I don't think I have anything else to do so I might go. I haven't been to one in a while. the card looks stacked too, Aries vs Spanky, Joe vs Gibson, and the RCE get a big tag title shot. If I have the $$ for a ticket, i'll prolly go. I watched Aries vs Gibson the other day and was pretty into it, when they raise gibsons hand at the end, the crowds reaction is UNREAL, I can only imagine how it was live because on tape it was amazing.

i've got some new chain stuff and a couple other things I wanna work on tomorrow at wrestling, I gotta write them down in my notebook. I have been watching all kinds of stuff lately.

hmm... I think i'm all out of things to talk about. i'm bored. somebody get online and entertain me! :-(. please?

ooooot.

P.S. FEEL BETTER TINKERBELL.

Chick Flicks = ratings

Wed, 18 May 2005 16:32:41 GMT

Alright, why am I such a sucker for chick flicks???

I just watched "a Cinderella Story" all the way through and i'm not gonna lie, I enjoyed it. This is not the 1st movie like this that I enjoy either, I think its pretty safe to say I enjoy them all. thoughts? comments?

I am quite sick right now, I have some kind of cold. My nose is all stuffed up, my head hurts, my throat hurts, and I feel like sleeping all day. It is Horrible, I took some medicine and hopefully that will make me feel all better and I can go to wrasslin tonight. I hate to miss 2 days in a row.

umm... other random thoughts:

-NWA show was this past saturday. Me and Jimmy had our nearly 1/2 a year tag title reign come to an end when the Outcast Killas defeated us. The new building is pretty cool, its bigger so everything looks smaller, but I still like it.

-I watch so much wrestling in an average day, its ridiculous. today i've already watched like 2 hours worth and its only noon.

-Mail is here! be right back.... ok, I love when mail comes to my house for "Joe Schmo". Apparently the army wants Joe Schmo to sign up.

-is it freezing in my house or is that just a result of being sick?

-*poke* no poke back

-I need a job, someone hire me.

-if I weren't so lazy I would upload pictures from this weekend and put them in my journal... but I am

-my nose won't stop running and its making me angry.

I think thats all my random thoughts for now. I will stop boring you. if you read it all I appoligize, i'm sleepy and sick.

OOT!

if you are cool! you follow the rules!

Thu, 12 May 2005 05:50:43 GMT

just doin what it told me to!

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal

Rock on!

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 13:00:28 GMT

lets try this again!

here are some pictures of cool guys in cool guy jerseys!

there is Alan Ruck AKA Cameron from Ferris Buellers day off sporting a very nice looking jersey

there is Joey Gladstone and Michelle Tanner rocking similar jerseys

and here is me with my newly won Detroit Red Wings jersey! 1,800 tickets at Adventure Landing! what a great deal!

um... yeah, thats it. leave me comments! OR ELSE... i'll prolly beg or something. later!

Attempted Birdhouse #2

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 04:10:57 GMT

ok, so its not a birdhouse.

but it is me trying to post pictures!!!

<lj-cut text="Bring on the pictures!"

ok, so i'm gonna try one of these "cut things" too. I'm just trying all sorts of things today!

that is my new sweater!

my new tie die pants! and my bed in the backround.

cool new DARE shirts. Its extra cool because I didn't have either before.

and an Extra picture of the new Top Tag team... Luke Perry and the other guy in Wham! >

alrighty, hopefully it works, enjoy!

Ya can't argue with a word like fraught!

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 07:31:59 GMT

Hello again, hello.

Just called to say, hello.

ahh, neil diamond is so dreamy. *swoons* I could have picked up all his albums at the thrift store today as well as every record Andy Gibb ever made.

so yeah, I went thrifting today with Kristina. We hit the Trifecta of thrift stores (VOA, Goodwill, and Salvation Army). I picked up 2 new DARE shirts, an NWO shirt, some tie die purple pants, and an awesome sweater. I wanted to pick up some new dress clothes but I didn't find anything I really liked. Also out thrifting today I ran into Mr and Mrs Art Bailey! they were also out thrifting, Art did the classic "pick something up and talk about buying it... but put it down before he leaves". To all who read this, Arthur sends his love. I want to take pictures of these things I bought today but I don't know how to post pictures, someone help me!

yesterday I went to the Dick's in Henrietta yesterday that is closing down. Everything in there is like 30-50% off. I picked up 4 rolls of red wrist tape, 2 pairs of big red soccer socks, and a new kneepad. all for like $19. solid.

I drink alot of Mt Dew and they have that contest where 1 in 3 wins a free song or whatever but everytime I get one, I don't win!! I don't really want one or anything but come on!! but I am currently 0 for 7. terrible.

there is totally nothing to drink in my house so I am definatly changing my mood to thirsty.

Ed has a Subscription to "Maxim" magizine and in the stand up spotlight there is some crazyness from a comedian named "Dov Davidoff" so for your viewing pleasure i'll post some of it. "My wife had a baby. Well, not really my wife. This girl I know had a baby. Accually, it was just a pregnant chick outside. What i'm trying to say is I stopped drinking recently. Have you ever been out all night, woken up next to some chick, and it turns out she has a goatee and a dick? then you realize he's dead and you're thinking, not again, man, not again." just thought some of you might enjoy that.

why did I think I had something interesting enough to make a journal entry about? no clue. anyways, i'm gonna go watch some wrestling or something. maybe i'll sleep, ya never know.

leave me messages so I feel good about myself and post again.

Fire in the Disco, Fire in the Taco Bell. out

LARIAT!!!

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:36:56 GMT

its definatly 3am... the superbowl ended a couple hours ago. sounds like a perfect time to update!

well, For those of you who taped the biggest game of the year and plan to watch it later for some reason and hope that no one will tell them the outcome, LOOK AWAY! SPOILER!!! New England won. haha, as if anyone accually did that.

yeah, I went to Lou's house for the annual "lou's super bowl bash". Me, Brian, Dicky, Shawn, Jake, Rob, Lou, GW, Brian P, Jason, HB1, and HB2 were all in attendance. Festivities kicked off with a madden tourney, I was totally dicked in the 1st round and lost. I chose the heel route after I lost and didn't shake hands, rather just gave dicky the finger. The Super Bowl was LONG this year, the game dragged on forever. Terrell Owens played in the game on a broken ankle and was amazing with 9 catches and over 100 yards but they fell short, damn. Its nice to see Burt Reynolds get the recognition he so rightfully deserves by being voted Super Bowl MVP for his awesome commercial.

Saturday was the big NWA Upstate show. Me and Jimmy wrestled "the Dudes" Nick and Chuck in a pole match. I liked it, my ass got exposed a few more times than I would have liked... but other than that, it was real good. We won evening the score with the dudes, Olsens: 1 Dudes: 1. untill next time gadget! NEXT TIME!!!!!! the show was a blast, we took some new promo shots which should be on the website at somepoint soon .

After the show, we wanted to grab a bite to eat so we tried the Apple Bee's right across the street but there was like a 2 hour wait and they were only open another like 2 hours so we headed to the one in greece. the service was good but the food always sucks there, I really don't like apple bee's but when you are really hungry, you'll eat just about anything.

I believe my uncle came to the show which was cool. Also Christie came to the show which was awesome, I haven't seen her in forever. i've lived down the street from her for like 1/2 a year now and she hasn't come to visit me once :-p.

wow, I think I definatly need sleep. I was gonna put a picture in here, but I can't figure out how to add them :-(. anyways! I better head to sleep now. later!

Come fly with me lets fly lets fly away!

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:21:16 GMT

October 31st was quite a long time ago.... and it was also the last time I updated my journal! HA! Suck it journal!

Just kidding, you know I love you journal... you're my only friend.

oooooooooooooook! lets start new, my name's colin..... and i'm a jerichoholic. I enjoy long walks on the beach and sunsets, i'm not much of a talker but I love to listen, I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

since thats outta the way, lets get down to bidness. My old computer finally kicked the bucket, sometime around november it just stopped working. That meant we got a brand spanking new computer! *insert cheers* its great! its so fast and we have DSL now so I can download all sorts of things. I download a ridiculous amount of wrestling. I am currently downloading the 1994 super J cup (score!). other things I have watched recently:

Jeff Jarrett vs Shawn Michaels: Pretty awesome match. HBK captures the IC title in this match for the 3rd time or something like that. solid cheating by JJ and the Roadie. I need more WWF stuff from that time period, I have a few in your house's from that era and I really enjoy them.

Ultimate Warrior and the Undertaker vs Papa Shango and THE BERZERKER!!: oh yeah, you heard right. The freakin Berzerker! HUSS! HUSS! he is gold, and he throws a bruiser brody like dropkick. Oh, the other guys in the match? they are ok. ya know, the warrior hits his clotheslines and the undertaker hits his chokeslam. Berzerker doesn't get the win this time, I blame papa shango.

Paul London vs Akio x2: Both of these matches were from Velocity from the past few months and the 1st match was really really good. The second was good but not nearly as good as the 1st but still a very good match. London has talent up the wazoo and i'm glad to see he is atleast doing something in the WWE. he has a very AJ Styles-ish look now with the pleather vest gimmick. London dies in the 1st match when Akio tries to backflip him onto the ropes and london just catches his feet and goes face 1st into the mat, freakin sick. Josh Mathews drops a "holy shit" which they have to bleep.

Bret Hart vs Terry Funk: Anyone who has seen "Beyond the mat" knows this match. This is Terry Funks 1st retirement match. it goes about 20-30 mins and is very old school. Stu and Keith Hart are in Bret's corner. I love Funk's "drunken punches". I guess not everyone was too thrilled about the finish, they did it where funk gave hart a back suplex with the pin, but his shoulders were down and Bret gets one up, so Bret wins. I like that finish, especially with that match. Another reason people don't like it was because Funk put Hart over in his retirement match. meh, I liked it.

Best of Hogan in Japan 82-84: Its so weird watching this, because its not the hogan i'm used to. the hogan i'm used to does body slams, punches, big boots and leg drops. On this tape he does knee lifts, knee drops, some stiff looking kicks, suplexes and takes some bumps that i'm not used to seeing hogan take, kinda refreshing. also on the tape Paul Orndorf does a dropkick! rock on mr wonderful, rock on.

Christopher Daniels vs Kevin Steen: I'd never heard of Kevin Steen before this match but I was very impressed. I know Daniels is amazing and these two really clicked in this match. The crowd is going crazy from the second Daniels walks through the curtain and doesn't stop, they are chanting and cheering from start to finish which really adds to the match. Steen had some sick moves and cool reversals. the match is from EWR in canada, on another show Steen faces Corino, i'd be interested in seeing that.

Secrets of the Ring with Jim Cornette: Holy crap! this is freakin amazing. its like a how to guide on pro wrestling with one of the greatest minds in wrestling. he talks about promos, psycology, working heel, working face, tag wrestling, being a manager, everything! I love it. anyone involved with wrestling should watch this, its so good. I have it on VCD if anyone wants to borrow it.

thats all i'll write about now, if you want to hear more, leave me comments.

I also downloaded all the episodes of "Are you afraid of the Dark" for my viewing pleasure. there are 91 episodes in total and it took me a few days to download it but it was worth it. what an amazing show.

I've been trying to get up to the dojo more often, I realized I wasn't showing up very much and I really gotta fix that. I went tonight and had a solid work out with jake. Overall wrestling is going well for me, I have some shows coming up next month so I will plug them in my journal:

NWA Upstate, February 5th, Ukrainian Club. Myself along with my tag team partner Jimmy Olsen will be defending our tag titles in a pole match against Nick Neighborhood and Chuck Deep. Should be really awesome. if you are my friend you will leave me a comment asking to buy tickets from me because I really really need it.

NEPW, February 12th, Painesville Ohio. Last show we wrestled there we had an awesome match with Dunn and Marcos and this time its Me, Jimmy, and "Wonderman" Glenn Spectre vs Dunn, Marcos, and Chris Hamerick. should be awesome and i'm really looking foreward to it. if you're in Painesville Ohio, come check it out.

haha, look at my penguin, he can't believe he ate the WHOLE thing.

well, i've been typing for quite a while so I figure i'll wrap this puppy up now. i'll leave you with this quote from, Jim Cornette "if Dusty Rhodes, son of a plummer, can do it, maybe my miserable ass can too"

i'm out!

Gettin back into the swing of things

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 07:07:39 GMT

Hellllllllllllo nurse!

Boredom has come over me so I decided it would be nice to get back into the journal scene. I'll try to make it a more regular thing but no promises.

WEEKEND RE-CAP!!

lets kick it off with Friday.
Friday I woke up semi early and went to work with my dad. For those who don't know, thats what I do now, I work with my dad 5 days a week. So yeah, I worked with him til around 1 as I had to be to Jimmy's house by 1:45. I came home, packed my gear and headed out. I got there and we were soon met there by Amanda, Dicky and Steiner to head out to World of Hurt.

Road trip was fun as usual, Claw games were out to spite me all over the place, I spent like 5$ and came out empty handed. I think i'm losing my touch, I spent 3$ today and still got nothin.
we arrived at the building and took stunners from Nick and Chuck when we walked in, haha, those crazy dudes. Halloween is right around the Corner so it was an all costume show with matches like "Hogan and Savage vs Repo man and the Berzerker", "Tinkerbell vs Wonder Woman", and "Gilligan and the Skipper vs an island ape". I was in the big "Power rangers vs Jason" match up, it was fun, we lost to a big sit down press slam thingy. my Mighty Morphin partners in the match were Jimmy and Mike Pizzaz.
Thats about it for Friday, the next WOH show is next friday, always a good time.

Right now on the Nicktoons channel they have what is called the "scare-a-thon". Basically its just Halloween episodes of all the nickelodeon cartoons. Its going on all day, WOO! i'll prolly watch some when i'm done with this entry.

On to today now! ahh yes.... Saturday!
Today I woke up around noonish and basically hung out all day. At around 3 I watched some Lucha Libre. on Galavision they have a 2 hour block, 1st hour is CMLL and the 2nd is AAA. I watched both and I have to say, CMLL is much better. there was this awesome 6 man tag containing L.A. Park (AKA La Parka). La parka is still golden, he was dancing and shucking and jiving all over the place. I have like 6 old Lucha tapes but none of them are really good. I think the 6 man I saw today was better than all 6 of those tapes I have.

Following the Lucha I watched the 2nd Disc of my Foley shoot. the 2nd disc is basically all about Flair and the comments he made about Foley in his book. They read him quotes from the flair book and he responds to them. the interview is really good and it picks up where his 2nd book leaves off. I also got the Kamala shoot interview which I will prolly watch later. Everyone laughs when I tell them I got the Kamala shoot but I read the little preview thing on the ROH site and it really looks good. I'll prolly watch it later so i'll post sometime about it.

After that Kristina came over :) :). we went to Walmart and got some Halloween costumes to go trick or treating in. she'll be a nurse and i'll be spongebob squarepants. what a cute couple we will make.
After Wal-mart we went to McDonalds for some dinner. we got things that give us monopoly pieces. I love that game, I dunno, just filling in the board and trying to find ones I don't have, it rules. I don't even like the food that much, I just like the game.
Also at Wal-mart I got this wrestling DVD from the 5$ bin because it was only 5$ and it had Freebirds vs Dibiase and Dr. Death, a Jerry Lawler match, and an Eddie Gilbert match. good stuff but clipped and only an hour long total. meh, I guess thats what you get for 5$.

Alright, thats all I got for tonight. I think I will watch some Boy Meets World and go to sleep.

FEEL THE POOOUUUNNNCCCEEEE!!!!!
PERIOD!

Just for you!!

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 07:17:46 GMT

Rubber ducky, you're so fun!

"Colin update??? it can't be... I don't believe it!!"

well believe it! its 3:14 in the am morning and guess what? time for an update!

well... not a real update, but one of those fake ones that informs everyone that I still have a pulse.

i'm awfuly fond of you!

"Pretty Boy" Colin and "Adorable" Jimmy

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 14:53:27 GMT

If one of the horsemen tell you that a grasshopper can pull a freight train... you hook it up!

yeeeeeeeah, i've been watching old NWA stuff that I borrowed from the dojo all morning. Tully Blanchard is all over that tape and I love it. there is many a 4 Horsemen style beat down on there too. other notes from that tape: "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin can't cut a very good promo and David Crocket is far too excited about EVERYTHING!

here is a picture of me from World of Hurt, thats me (Mighty Morphin Colin Olsen) taking an armdrag from one Charisma

Credit to Gary Braham for the cool picture!

umm... yeah I pretty much just updated to see if I was capable of putting a picture in my journal, and since I did that, i'm done here.

One way or another Midnight Express... we're gonna find ya, we're gonna getcha getcha getcha! i'm out

Yes siree bob!

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 05:23:02 GMT

I am in an updating mood so here is an entry, comin at ya, get pumped up!!

some might say "why get pumped up? its just an entry." and to them I say, "yeah, and Alan Thicke is just an actor."!!

Today I went and visited my familys house of the not so distant future. its quite nice and it comes with a hot tub! The only awkward part was how the people who currently live there, were currently living there while we walked around. I felt very awkward. They had some cool Tigger things that I wanted cuz they were soft and were tigger. We move at the end of the month, yeah! party!

Or as Eddie Murphy would say "party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiime"

Tonight I signed up for Dodgeball: season 2. This time the team is very differant, the original members of the team are: me, Rob, and Lou. the rest of the team consists of Shawn, Jake, Jimmy, brian, Sean Lane, Hoosier Daddy, and Moose. I think we got a good group and hope we don't completely fail.

How hot? how hot?

Seriously, i'm not prepared for the summer weather, i'm still wearing pants. today it was stupidly hot out, at training I worked out a little bit but then had to get out because I was sweating buckets. I sweat alot in the winter, the summer is gonna be brutal.

I have been saving the caps off the Mt Dew bottles and entering the points into the "Dew U" website. I currently have over 100 points and like 50 caps to put in in my room. I dunno what i'm gonna get yet though, i'll wait til the contest is about to end before i cash them in.

my LJ entrys are more "random thoughts" than actual updates.

I don't know the title/artist of my "current music" alls I know is that its been stuck in my head for days. I believe it goes something like "oh baby baby its a wild world, i'll always remember you, like a child girl"

well, I reckon its about time to wrap this puppy up, something witty.... i'm out

Attention Ladies!!

Thu, 20 May 2004 06:47:40 GMT

TO: the females of the world.

FROM: Jimmy and Colin.

By now you have prolly noticed that we are absolutly adorable. Now, being adorable isn't as easy as it looks and it seems as if our efforts are going unnoticed because as I type this we are both single and alone with what seems to be no females interested. So ladies we simply must ask the question we have been pondering for sometime now... why aren't any of you dating us? we would appreciate a response, either by leaving me a comment or by sending one of us an IM at either Dudester74 (thats Colin) or Randomhero585 (thats Jimmy). Thank you for your time, we look foreward to hearing from you.

so I said, rectum? damn near killed 'um!!

Tue, 18 May 2004 10:46:23 GMT

I love you

do you love me?

I will die for you

if you cheer for me.

that is right, its 6:35 in the morning and I haven't slept so I am updating my journal! it seemed like the right thing to do.

Jimmy Olsens Away message currently reads "Doing some tough manly things..... they don't involve watching My Girl .....I swear:-/" awesome, you are my shining star. haha.

I finished watching my Jerry Lawler Shoot tonight, its pretty good. I would have been more into it if I hadn't read his book, because thats mainly what he talks about. He does have this great story about how Kerry Von Erich accidentally itched his arm with his blade before a match and was bleeding everywhere 5 mins before the match.

Stay Gold Pony Boy, Stay Gold.

I was gonna fill out a survey today but I couldn't find a good one. I don't really like the one that is floating around right now, someone give me a good survey to fill out.

I plan on sleeping til wrestling today, I think i'll sleep til around 4, wake up, go to wrestling, come home, take sleeping pills and get back on a normal schedule.

my sleep schedule is definatly bass ackwards. as you can plainly see by the fact that I am still awake.

well, that is all I got for now, I think i'll go do what I do best... SLEEEEEEEP. i'm out.

F'real!

Mon, 17 May 2004 10:25:50 GMT

I think I can!

I think I can!

I think I can update my journal at 6:14 in the freakin mornin!

yes siree bob, thats right, for some reason or another I have been online ALL NIGHT! I didn't wanna be but I was talking to people and archiving more EJs! yes I know, i'm not very bright.

I realized a few things from reading my old EJs and I will list them for you right here.
1)I used to update regardless of wether I had anything to write about or not.
2) most of my EJs occured when I was having headaches so bad I thought I was dieing.
3) most of my EJs were posted while I was heavily medicated.
4) most of my EJs were posted after 2 in the morning.

a combonation of all those things made my old entrys awesome and I think i'm gonna try to update more. I have been inspired!... for about 20 seconds until I realize that I don't wanna update for the next 18 months.

uh-oh, its very light out and people in my house will prolly be waking up soon! hey LJ, look over there, *points* *RUNS* i'm out

EJ for LJs

Fri, 14 May 2004 21:19:01 GMT

In Spring time the only pretty ring time birds sing hey ding a ding a ding sweet lovers love the spring.

I'd like everyone reading this to wave their hands in the air. Wave them like you just don't care.

alrighty, today I start my cool new LJ thing!! I call it my "EJs for LJs" program, its kinda like my guns for knifes program. its a very complicated system of levers and pulleys that in the end causes me to post one of my old "easy journals" into my brand new "live journal". so lets start this one off

::3.5.2003 // Dancin on the ceiling
Posted at 1:00 AM

yeah, i'm rockin PS2, you still can't figure out atari... I have been saying that way too much lately. stupid John Cena, why did I hate him soooo much before but now he rocks.

today is wednsday and I haven't gotten comics in like a month and a half. sad. lack of funds and a growing lack of intrest is the reason for it. I mean, i'd still like to read them, but not as much as before.

yesterday I went to some hilton school to watch "donkey basketball". no, Donkeys do not shoot basketballs (I friggin wish) but people ride on donkeys and shoot baskets. it was entertaining, me and ed decided that it woulda been much better if it was midgets riding pot bellied pigs. at this game I became a human "doodle bear". for those of you who don't remember, a doodle bear is a stuffed bear with a marker which you write on, then put it in the washer and the writing is gone. imagine for yourself.

Tonight I watched the finale of "i'm a celebrity, get me out of here" where Cris Judd, who is only a celebrity because he was married J-lo, won. beating out Melissa Rivers, who is only a celebrity because her mom is Joan rivers, in the finals... sigh... the low point of reality TV and I watched it. I feel dirty.

Today is brians birthday. we had steak and cake, haha, i'm a rhymin fool. yeah, he turns 15 but my grandparents think he turned 14. good stuff. for his birthday he wants raw deal cards... I got nothin else.

Jimmy Kimmel Live is a fantastic show. just now, the co-host for this week, Sarah Silverman, sang a song about all sorts of people, from midgets to asians. i'm not either, so it was hilllllarious. I fell bad though if Odd Job the asian midget from james bond was watching, I think he would be more than a little hurt.

that is all for now, come back next time when we learn about sharing. i'm out.::

wow, EJ truely brought out the best in me. I miss it so, hopefully i'll become semi-creative again and post cool NEW entrys like the one above.

Baby Aligators may seem like a good pet, but they grow up... i'm out

DANGER: Robot in operation!

Thu, 06 May 2004 07:48:49 GMT

Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette
strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare
Sotto il cielo di Roma

Down each avenue or via, street or strata
You can see 'em disappearing two by two
On an evening in Roma
Do they take 'em for espresso
Yeah, I guess so
On each lover's arm a girl I wish I knew
On an evening in Roma

Though there's grining and mandolining in sunny Italy
The beginning has just begun when the sun goes down
So please meet me in the plaza near your casa
I am only one and that's one too few
On an evening in Roma

Don't know what the country's coming to
But in Rome do as the Romans do
Will you on an evening in Roma

Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette
strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare
Sotto il cielo di Roma
Don't know what the country's coming to
But in Rome do as the Romans do
Will you on an evening in Roma
Sott'er celo de Roma
On an evening in Roma

Well, I guess the 1st thing I should mention about this entry is that I am currently writing it in a notebook. I plan on transfering it into my LJ later, but right now I am sitting on the corner of my bed near the light with a notebook on my lap writing this entry. I was just thinking and I have alot of things that i want to write about right now and brian is online so I can't go straight to my LJ to write it.

While I am writing this I can't stop thinking how unlike me this is. In school, growing up, I HATED writing, still do. when I was younger I was diagnosed with with writing disabilitys and all my life I have just disliked writing. I write slow, I write sloppy, and sometimes it hurts to write. I almost failed the GED because of the essay. I am looking at it right now and I scored a 480 on the essay... 410 is failing, but I did it, I passed.

I started writing in this notebook so I wouldn't forget the stuff I wanted to write about. In the midst of writing all that jibber jabber I prolly forgot most of what I wanted to say anyways.

OK! just before starting this entry I watched "the Comedian". Which is a documentary about Jerry Seinfeld and basically him starting over and making all new material. The movie sorta gives a look at the comedy buisness and me and Ed began to discuss how the wrestling business is alot like it. Alot of the stuff they were talking about and going through, I have been through/experianced in wrestling. Little things like Traveling, and how much they love to do it, their devotion, and the nervousness of performing. For example, they discuss never really being comfortable when they are out on stage and I can completly relate to that. I don't think i've ever been totally comfortable when I am wrestling on a show. There are usually moments of comfort, but they don't last. Also in the movie they follow this young comedian named Orney Adams. Adams is a young comedian who is very cocky and arrogant and comes off as a total jackass in the movie. Me and Ed were discussing whether there was someone we knew who was like that and I can think of a couple of people but i won't name names.

I thought I had alot more to write about on that topic... oh well. ANYways, Tonight we had dodgeball and lost again. Its ok, as long as we are having fun doing it I don't care if we are in last place.

It seems as if doing a backflip is my thing now, its what everyone wants. Tonight at dodgeball I did one because the ref requested it. Saturday at a Burger King in Burlington VT some girl yelled "nice shirt" out of her car window (I was wearing my DARE 1/2 shirt) so I yelled thanks and Huber just points to me and says "do a backflip". I also did one in the pouring rain outside applebees becuase Melissa wanted to see it.

I am thinking its about time to wrap this entry up. Soon I am going to start posting a segment I like to call "memorys". This will be when I will post old EJ entrys into my LJ. Maybe i'll start filling out surveys to fill space too.

Well, I think thats about all for tonight. i'm out.

Update? yes... no.... yes... no

Mon, 03 May 2004 21:53:03 GMT

what in the heck?

i'm updating my journal?

CRAZY!!!
yeah, its been a while since I updated and I am not currently updating on my own freewill. i'm updating cuz if I don't, sam will most likely beat me up.

okay then, I guess i'll re-cap my weekend.

*FRIDAY: SHARK TANK*
Friday was the day of the Sharkboy training seminar at the dojo. I enjoyed it, he had Mike pair us off and then we would get in there and work a little heel/face 3 to 4 minute match. I worked with Jason Atlas, I think we did pretty good. When he would see something he liked he would tell you and when he would see something he didn't like he'd tell you and show you how to do it right. I learned alot by being in there and also from watching him correct other people.

*SATURDAY: UKRANIAN CLUB SHOW*
I got to the Dojo at 9:30 and helped get the ring down and loaded into the truck then helped set it up at the ukie club. We got it down and in the truck generally fast, it took a little longer to get it set up at the ukie club but thats ok. It was up and ready by around 2. After everything was all set up alls that was left to do was hang out til show time. around 5:30 doors opened so we all had to get to the back and I had to get ready cuz I was in the 1st match. At 6:30 the show started and I was on deck. the 1st match was a 6-way dance for a shot at the Kayfabe Dojo title later on in the night. it was me vs Dicky Sanchez vs Mike Akita vs Kevin Grace vs Spazz vs Cloudy. It was amazing, I hadn't looked out at the crowd before I went out to wrestle and when I went out there I was blown away. There were nearly 400 people there. I enjoyed the 6 way and I won by rolling up Dicky so I got to face Gabriel Saint later in the night. I went to the back and recovered for a while until my next match which was 4th on the card. I faced Gabe Saint and during the match I nailed my head on the corner of the ring post which caused a golfball sized lump to form on the top of my head. that lump is still there, ouch. Also I came down with the Dreamboats for their tag title defense. they lost the match and their titles and we semi-broke up at the end.

*SUNDAY: WORLD OF HURT IN VERMONT*
After the huge show on saturday I slept for about 5 hours and had to get up and get ready to head to Colchester VT for the WOH show. We met Steve Kruz at his house and all piled in his jeep to head to the show. He had this Crazy mountain road short cut that cut like 100 miles off our trip which was pretty cool. we got there at like 2:30 and after about a 1/2 hour the fire alarm went off at the school we were at and we all had to evacuate. Eventually we got back in and the show started, I teamed with Chuck Deep (we were the new Brainbusters) and we faced Charisma and Shockwave (they were Saturday morning special). It was fun and they won when Shockwave hit me with a big 450 splash. Afterwards we had a long drive ahead of us so we headed straight out after the show. We listened to some Billy Joel on the way home because I needed something I can sing to to stay awake. Good times, I didn't really fall asleep on the way home, my eyes began to close a couple of times but then I just chugged a Mt Dew and I was fine. I arrived home at about 2:45am and headed right to sleep, I was beat.

and that pretty much brings me to today. I've pretty much just been sitting around and resting up, i'm so beat. I am prolly gonna go sit on the couch and watch TV for a while then sleep the night away.

well LJ, its been real. i'll see you in about 2 months. i'm out.

McMullet's... i'm lovin it.

Wed, 10 Mar 2004 16:41:27 GMT

I go to my journal pretty much every day but never think to update it. So lets see, its wednsday so I think its time to recap the past week or so... and by week, I mean i'll start with saturday.

SATURDAY: On Saturday there was the RPW show. When I arrived at the dojo I went backstage and Chip Stetson passed on his "McMullets" shirt to me. From now on I will wear that shirt and my hair with pride, its now my gimmick shirt 4 life. I started the show by coming out with the dreamboats for their big match up with the Ring Crew Express. Jimmy Olsen + Furry Pink boots = RATINGS! they left pink stuff all over the ring but thats ok. Then I wrestled Fusion, I enjoyed the match alot. We did our portageville finish and he won with the south texas death ride off the 2nd rope.

After the show everyone stuck around for Hellcats Birthday bash. it was tons of fun, between toasts, impressions, and just getting to hang out with everyone. Drunk people are funny when you are sober.

SUNDAY: at the RPW show, Kristina mentioned something about going to Chuck E Cheese, so I got online and talked to her and we arranged a trip at 6. Last time it was just us 2, this time it was a large group of like... 6. Me, her, Shawn, Steph, Jimmy, and Brian all went, with special guest appearance by Mike Champion. Lots of fun was had by all and me and Kristina each got a mini basketball with all the tickets we got.

MONDAY: ummm... I woke up early causing me to be tired early and miss practice. when 6 o clock rolled around I was just too tired to move. Rob had come over that day and we finished off our NCAA season, but when he left I went to sleep. I went to sleep at 6 that night and woke up at...

TUESDAY: 7 tuesday morning. a solid 13 hours of sleep for me. I needed it though, Monday I was soooo tired. So tuesday I just sat around alot and played video games. At 4ish I called Christie and got through *shocked*(success! it's ringing!) amazingly enough she picked up. We talked for a bit then she had to do homework so it was about time for me to get ready to go to training. I got ready and packed and headed there. I wasn't really in the mood to do alot when I got there but I got into it and a tag match ensued between me and draven and PP and Rik. The other team won after Draven was knocked loopy by a powerbomb and I was forced to tap in some crazy submission.

YEAH! thats about all I got right now, Rob is gonna be over soon for some more NCAA action so I better get offline.

My Mood today is Chipper in honer of Chip Stetson, thanks fo the shirt!

and My song is "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis, because I just downloaded it and it rocks.

McMullets... Have you had your break today? i'm out

Cut it out!!!!!

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 09:47:23 GMT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What a day! I just got home like 2 hours ago from a day filled with fun and wackyness. Allow me to explain my day.\

Lets start it off saying that I woke up at 3 PM. After I woke up I decided to call Jimmy to see what the deal is with our trip to Ithica. I'm 1/2 asleep when I call him so I prolly sounded crazy. 1/2 asleep I gather that we are going but he doesn't know details so I wake up and go online. After some Jibber Jabber I get the scoop and I await the arrival of the car.

The car consisting of Foxx, Jimmy and the Artiste at the wheel pulls up. I hop in and start our journey to Ithica to see DAVE COULIER! thats right! Joey Gladstone from Full house!!!! he was putting on a free show at Ithica College that we couldn't pass up.

on the way there me and Jimmy had a party in the back while rocking out to the CD I made for the trip. I realized that I didn't have the full house theme on my computer though... damn. anyways, road trip was crazy and we thought we were lost many many times.

Eventually we get there though and it is about 45 mins til the show starts so we figure we should maybe go in and hang out til it starts, maybe there would be a line so we could get in that and wait til 8... we get in and see a line of about 40 people, not bad. So we get to the back of that line and the people at the back of that line tell us that the line doesn't end there... they point down the hall to a line of about 300 people who are also waiting for Coulier... crap! anyways, we get to the back of the line and after like 10-15 mins they let us in. I guess alot of people show up when they hear "free".

the show starts and Coulier does a big "cut it out" which gets a HUGE crowd pop. Everyone jumped to their feet, it was sooo good.

Overall the show was amazing. I enjoyed it more than Screech. Coulier was more... family orriented/immature jokes and impressions that guys like me would like, where as Screech was all bathroom/bedroom humor.

The show ended and we started home, 1 min out of the college parking lot we hit not one, but 2 deer!!!!! one on each side of the car. Smashed up both headlights pretty good, one was falling out and the other was cracked. Nothing too serious, everyone in the car was ok... other than foxx, he didn't talk the rest of the way home, we came to the conclusion that he was a deer activist, weird. we got some grub and played the wrestler game on the way home. It killed a solid hour.

Finally we arrive back in Rochester and we get pulled over by a hot cop for the broken headlight. We tell her that it just happened and she lets us go without a ticket. Foxx then says his 1st words in hours. awesome. I don't remember what they were, but I remember it refered to the hot cop, way to go foxxy.

I arrive back home and I find out that Rob Feinstien (the owner of ROH) got busted for being a petafile and trying to solicite a 14 year old boy for sex. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!..... AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHAT A FLAMER! apparently they caught him on the news in philly. there are pics of him running away from the cameras. too good! that is amazingly funny. that picture is my backround right now.

My mood is sympathetic for Foxx and his deer friends.

and my music is the Full house theme for Dave Coulier.

ANYways, thats all I got, hope you all enjoyed readin it. i'm out

we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 12:51:16 GMT

I would dance at the drop of a hat. I don't have a hat, but if I did, and it dropped, i'd sing before it hit.

YEEEAH, there appears to be a theme in my journal today. Guess the theme and get 10 bonus points..... thats right, its Gene Wilder.

As of late I have been quoting gene wilder like crazy! there are so many good quotes in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory alone, he is amazing. While we are on the topic of Willy Wonka, they are apparently re-making it. Now, some people are excited about this, I think its gonna blow. unless they cast gene wilder as Wonka again the movie will suck.

Last night I went down to RPW to work out. we arrived there at 5:30ish and me and Jake claimed the good ring for our IRON MAN MATCH!!! thats right, 60 minutes of wrestling. we kinda mapped out a format of the match, but as far as spots go, we just got in there and started wrestling. I was amazed with how few blown spots we had considering we were in there for 1 hour and didn't plan any spots. In the end, Jake won 6 falls to 5 I believe. I hit my spinning fisherman with like 3 seconds left but couldn't get the pin off in time. I was more blown up in the first 20 mins than I was in the last 10. amazing! thanks bakester, it was fun.

The other day I found out that I will be facing Fusion at the next RPW show. anyone wanna go? get ahold of me and I will give you details.

ummmm.... I think thats all I have to write about today. Remember what happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? he lived hapily ever after. i'm out.

Riddle me this, Riddle me that....

Sat, 21 Feb 2004 21:16:45 GMT

Who's afraid of a big black bat?

its been a while since I updated this wacky journal of mine but I read everyone elses and they all update so I figured it was my turn to give back to the community.

i'll give everyone a little re-cap of what I've got goin on right now.... i'll call this segment "while you were out".

-I took my GED test. I haven't gotten the results back yet but I think I did well, here's to hoping.

-I have been training monday through thursday. I get down there as much as I can, I love workin out with all the guys and have fun just being there.

-as most of you know, I am just a sickly individual. I get sick at the drop of a hat. if there is a sickness goin around, i've got it. Right now i've got this cold that is goin around, it sucks.

-added onto the whole "me being sick all the time" subject. I've been back and forth to the docters cuz I got this lump in the back of my head that won't go away. they don't know what it is and I have another appt march first.

-Friday fun is... fun! last night it was a full house(whatever happenend to predictability? the milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV). Mchampion85 brought over his top loader NES and we played some duck hunt and some mario 3 among others. Always a good time on friday nights.

-Big RPW show coming up. Colin Olsen vs Freddy Franchise. Should be good. IM me for details.

I think thats about it. So that concludes "while you were out".

That also concludes my journal entry. until next month, i'm out.

P.S. my mood obviously isn't really awake, i'm never awake. HA!